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 Topic: Accident |
zsawevv2
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 Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:52 pm Subject: Accident |
| There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car ... |
| Topic: Tickets Please! |
zsawevv2
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:52 pm Subject: Tickets Please! |
| Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. "How are ... |
| Topic: Drag |
zsawevv2
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Views: 6907
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:14 pm Subject: Drag |
| Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on ... |
| Topic: Battle Golf |
zsawevv2
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:12 pm Subject: Battle Golf |
| The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews ... |
| Topic: Sweet Old Couple Sharing |
zsawevv2
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:03 am Subject: Sweet Old Couple Sharing |
| A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonalds one cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked adm ... |
| Topic: Post Office |
zsawevv2
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:02 am Subject: Post Office |
| A man worked in a post office. His job was to process all mail that had illegible addresses. One day a letter came to his desk, addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought, "I better open this ... |
| Topic: 100 Year Old |
zsawevv2
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:56 pm Subject: 100 Year Old |
| The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she neede ... |
| Topic: Ever Thought of Divorce? |
zsawevv2
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:54 pm Subject: Ever Thought of Divorce? |
"Grandma, how long have you and Grandpa been married?" asked young Nina.
"Fifty years," Grandma replied.
"That is so wonderful," exclaimed Nina. "And I bet in all that time, you never once tho ... |
| Topic: Sharing Everything |
zsawevv2
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Views: 7607
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:52 pm Subject: Sharing Everything |
| A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger i ... |
| Topic: Pickle Slicer |
zsawevv2
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Views: 7187
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:48 pm Subject: Pickle Slicer |
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his pen ... |
| Topic: How to download youtube videos? |
zsawevv2
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Views: 6511
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Forum: Music Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:15 am Subject: How to download youtube videos? |
| Can someone show me a simple way I can download videos from youtube to my home computer? |
| Topic: Italian Disco |
zsawevv2
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Views: 6330
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Forum: Music Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:07 am Subject: Italian Disco |
Can anyone recommend any tracks or cds, just getting into this genre!
Bought a new compilation of classic Italian Disco called 'Disco Italia', a brilliant collection of tracks from '77-'85!
Loving t ... |
| Topic: Italian Appetizers |
zsawevv2
Replies: 2
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Forum: Recipes Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:03 am Subject: Re: Italian Appetizers |
Stuffed Mushroom Recipe
Ingredients
Baby Mushrooms 12
Hot Italian Sausage 1 pound
Long Green Onions (finely chopped) 1 bunch
Garlic (chopped) 1 clove
Olive Oil 2 tablespoons
Prosciutto (fi ... |
| Topic: Where is God? |
zsawevv2
Replies: 1
Views: 7376
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:51 am Subject: Where is God? |
| Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably i ... |
| Topic: Ads on a Bus |
zsawevv2
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Views: 5426
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:46 am Subject: Ads on a Bus |
| A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. ... |
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