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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:19 am    Post subject: Penguins Reply with quote

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica
- where do they go?



Wonder no more!!!



It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives
an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well
as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family
and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their
vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird
to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:












"Freeze a jolly good fellow." Embarassed
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Penguins Reply with quote

Oh dear, you are funny! Thanks for brightening my day!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Penguins Reply with quote

Thanks for the laugh, Carnie! This is cute! lol

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