Don't Talk to the Parrot

Lafaso870 · Senior Joined: Dec 03, 2010 Posts: 51

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"

Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.

As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"

To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!!!"

Emmy · V.I.P. Joined: Jul 11, 2007 Posts: 1000 Location: Scotland

Thank you So so funny keep them coming they brighten up my day
Emmy

nuccia · Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:42 am Post subject: Re: Don't Talk to the Parrot

My sister's dishwater is broken and she is having trouble with the repairmen - She also has a dog. Do you think I should borrow the parrot for her?