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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:45 pm    Post subject: A wee stranded Irishman... Reply with quote

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, 'It's certainly not a ship.' And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or even a raft.

Suddenly there emerged a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, 'Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?'

'Ten years,' replied the amazed Irishman.

With that, she reached over and un-zipped a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes.

He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. 'Faith and begorra,'said the man, 'that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!'

'And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey' asked the blonde.

Trembling, the cast-away replied, 'Ten years.' Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve un-zips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him.

He opened the flask and took a long drink. 'Tis nectar of the gods!' stated the Irishman. 'Tis truly fantastic!!!'

At this point the gorgeous blonde looked at the trembling man and asked, 'And how long has it been since you played around?'


With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed; 'Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:04 pm    Post subject: Re: A wee stranded Irishman... Reply with quote

Good one Joe!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:22 am    Post subject: Re: A wee stranded Irishman... Reply with quote

Isn't that just typical of a feller...?


Everytime it's the thought of his golf handicap that rises to the surface long before anything else does...


Plus of course - he IS a Paddy - and that's a handicap all by itself!

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