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PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 5:46 am    Post subject: Plumbing Reply with quote

One day Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water to cook dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen. "Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Gramma asked him. "I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!" "Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!" "Well, Gramma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared as I am, then that water ain't fit to drink!"

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Plumbing Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Plumbing Reply with quote

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant,
His friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?”
The businessman replies, “That’s the accountant we’re looking for.”

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:37 am    Post subject: Re: Plumbing Reply with quote

Smile Cute Joe!

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