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PostPosted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:33 am    Post subject: The Parrot Reply with quote

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:16 am    Post subject: Re: The Parrot Reply with quote

Same to you!

One of the towns near me had a little zoo and the kids taught the crows to say the "F" word. When they eventually closed the zoo and let the crows go. In the next few days there were some surprised neighbors!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:22 am    Post subject: Re: The Parrot Reply with quote

Thats too funny! i can just imagine those people's faces!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:37 am    Post subject: Re: The Parrot Reply with quote

Very nice!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:38 pm    Post subject: Re: The Parrot Reply with quote

A 100 on the laugh meter.

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