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PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:03 am    Post subject: YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH: Reply with quote

Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING
DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.
Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1. First of all,
pick the number of times a week that you would
like to have chocolate (more than once but less
than 10)



2.
Multiply this number by 2 (just to be
bold)

3.
Add 5

4.
Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the
calculator

5.
If you have already had your birthday this year
add 1759 ..
If you haven't, add
1758.

6..
Now subtract the four digit year that you were
born.



You should have a three digit number



The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are



YOUR
AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)



THIS
IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO
SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT
LASTS.



Chocolate

Calculator.

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