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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:46 pm    Post subject: Hymn #365... Reply with quote

Hymn #365...

This is funny , but I expect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great
emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and
pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had All the wine in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, "And if
I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
with a smile, nearly laughing,
"For our closing song,
let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
Smile, life is too short not to!
If this brightened your day
See you at the river! Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Hymn #365... Reply with quote

What a fitting song to play at the end of the sermon. It definitely made me smile.. Very Happy

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