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carnie
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:29 pm    Post subject: Newspaper Headlines !! Reply with quote

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say? Look at these actual headlines taken from various newspapers.



Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one was caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and someone called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

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I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No shit Sherlock?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
You think so ?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Newspaper Headlines !! Reply with quote

LOL ... awesome ...

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 2:20 am    Post subject: Re: Newspaper Headlines !! Reply with quote

Hehe..and this sells papers, huh? lol lol lol

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 3:04 am    Post subject: Re: Newspaper Headlines !! Reply with quote

kiss Love it!

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