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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:20 pm    Post subject: Pick out the bride Ma... Reply with quote

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's going to get married. He says, "Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three girls and you try to guess which one I'm going to marry.
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "OK, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies. "The redhead in the middle."
"That's amazing Ma, your right. How did you know?"
"I don't like her."

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Pick out the bride Ma... Reply with quote

lol lol lol lol lol
Good one Joe

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:31 am    Post subject: Re: Pick out the bride Ma... Reply with quote

I love this joke! My husband used to tell it to his friends when they asked why he married me... Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:00 am    Post subject: Re: Pick out the bride Ma... Reply with quote

Good one, Joe! and I also like your new avatar

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:46 am    Post subject: Re: Pick out the bride Ma... Reply with quote

A friend sent me this joke a few years back & I shared it with my children............My son said that this joke is so me........I do feel sorry for who he marries, I only hope that she can handle a strong Italian Mother......LOL.........Sal4

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