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#1: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke Author: CaroleLocation: Valtellina - Near Lake Como PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:07 pm
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"What's a 710?"

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She went on to say that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'Is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

If you're not sure what a 710 is

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#2: Re: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke Author: LucaLocation: Terni - Italy PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:58 pm
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Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

#3: Re: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke Author: JamesBiancoLocation: Westfield, MA. PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:24 pm
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Carnie will love this! Too funny Carole Smile

#4: Re: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke Author: nucciaLocation: Toronto, Ontario, Canada PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:47 pm
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Soooooo funny Carole!

#5: Re: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke Author: VincenzaLocation: Michigan PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:03 pm
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That was good, Carole.

Very Happy

#6: Re: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke Author: liviomorenoLocation: Rome (Italy) PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:46 am
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lol lol lol

#7: Re: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke Author: lilbeesLocation: Georgia, USA PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:47 pm
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Gosh, she was right, "710" alright. Something one of my daughters would do.

lilbees

#8: Re: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke Author: Cathy PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:03 pm
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What?! I've seen that - it's not called 710?!! Shocked

Just kidding! Razz



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