Click Here to Print Page

Page Topic: Hymn #365...
-> Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only

#1: Hymn #365... Author: carnieLocation: Barnsley. South Yorks. PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:46 pm
    ----
Hymn #365...

This is funny , but I expect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great
emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and
pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had All the wine in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, "And if
I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
with a smile, nearly laughing,
"For our closing song,
let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
Smile, life is too short not to!
If this brightened your day
See you at the river! Mr. Green

#2: Re: Hymn #365... Author: nucciaLocation: Toronto, Ontario, Canada PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:07 pm
    ----
What a fitting song to play at the end of the sermon. It definitely made me smile.. Very Happy



-> Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only

All times are GMT - 4 Hours

Page 1 of 1