#1: God turned to Noah and said Author: carnie, Location: Barnsley. South Yorks.Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:48 pm ---- God turned to Noah and said,.........
"I'm going to make it rain. a lot. so i want you to build a boat. With 7 floors.......well, more of an 'ark' really"
"an 'ark'?" says noah
"yup" says god. "and i want you to fill it with fish. nothing else. Just fish"
"Er, any particular sort of fish?" questions noah.
God thinks. "yes!!" "Carp. Fill every floor with carp!!"