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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:32 am    Post subject: Lovers Lane Reply with quote

A cop was patrolling at night at a well-known lover's lane. He sees a couple
in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully
approaches the car to get a closer look.

Then he sees a young man behind the wheel reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, officer?"

"What are you doing?"

"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says:
"And her, what is she doing?"

The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."

Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night

in a Lover's Lane and nothing intimate is happening!

"What's your age, young man?"

"I'm 23, sir."

"And her .. what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."

Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:48 am    Post subject: Re: Lovers Lane Reply with quote

LOL...nice one!

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Lovers Lane Reply with quote

For all of us that have sons........I thought this was fitting!!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:42 am    Post subject: Re: Lovers Lane Reply with quote

BillieDeKid wrote:
For all of us that have sons........I thought this was fitting!!
What about those who have daughters?

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:19 am    Post subject: Re: Lovers Lane Reply with quote

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What about those who have daughters?

'Hope they'll wait 18!! (and a little more!!!)

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:30 am    Post subject: Re: Lovers Lane Reply with quote

liviomoreno wrote:
BillieDeKid wrote:
For all of us that have sons........I thought this was fitting!!
What about those who have daughters?

I have one of each. For my son..........I can only pray he is a gentleman and does the right thing.

With my daughter it is easy..........my husband uses a shotgun! Mr. Green

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