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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach...
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 Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:50 am Post subject: A man was riding his Harley along a California beach... |
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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is so materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I don't condone your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time... Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know what she feels, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes on that bridge or four ?"
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| Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:08 am Post subject: Re: A man was riding his Harley along a California beach... |
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Good one!
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