Old Age

carnie · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:46 am Post subject: Old Age

"OLD" IS WHEN . Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"

"OLD " IS WHEN .. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN . A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN . Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN . You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN . You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today

"OLD" IS WHEN . "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN . An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom. AND

"OLD" IS WHEN . You are not sure these are jokes. Mr. Green

Cathy · V.I.P. Joined: Jul 10, 2007 Posts: 2681

Very funny Carnie!!! Thanks. Very Happy

Carole · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:47 am Post subject: Re: Old Age

Ha - I scored 9/10...

and I'm NOT going to tell you which one wasn't quite true!

nuccia · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:51 am Post subject: Re: Old Age

I really enjoyed this one..so funny! Very Happy