A first year primary girl handed in this drawing below for a homework assignment:

>Check picture<

After it was marked and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip bar. I work at Homebase and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent cold weather. [u]This picture is of me selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington

Carole wrote:

A first year primary girl handed in this drawing below for a homework assignment: >Check picture< After it was marked and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note: Dear Ms. Davis, I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip bar. I work at Homebase and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent cold weather. [u]This picture is of me selling a shovel. Mrs. Harrington

Hehe..nice Carole but it should be "I work for Home Depot..." . I had sooooooo many people send me this..especially those who knew me in my disco years. We had a pole in the basement of my parents house that was actually structural and I would dance with it all the time. As a matter of fact, I learned to disco with it. Of course, this was BEFORE I knew about Pole Dancing. Just my luck I would end up working for Home Depot too, huh?

Good one Carole

LMAO what a riot!!

Cute note to Ms. Davis. That is a really funny story...