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CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
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nuccia
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Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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 Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:27 pm Post subject: CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES |
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I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we
could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too
can find
inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to
finish all the
things you have started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished,
and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish
Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old
Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box
of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
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