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Traveling through Florida...
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JoeB
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:54 pm Post subject: Traveling through Florida...

A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a Florida town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.

Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress:

"My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."

The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng."

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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:48 pm Post subject: Re: Traveling through Florida...
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