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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:35 pm    Post subject: ALWAYS check their homework! Reply with quote

A first year primary girl handed in this drawing below for a homework assignment:

>Check picture<

After it was marked and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip bar. I work at Homebase and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent cold weather. [u]This picture is of me selling a shovel.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:42 pm    Post subject: Re: ALWAYS check their homework! Reply with quote

Carole wrote:
A first year primary girl handed in this drawing below for a homework assignment:

>Check picture<

After it was marked and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip bar. I work at Homebase and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent cold weather. [u]This picture is of me selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington

Hehe..nice Carole but it should be "I work for Home Depot..." . I had sooooooo many people send me this..especially those who knew me in my disco years. We had a pole in the basement of my parents house that was actually structural and I would dance with it all the time. As a matter of fact, I learned to disco with it. Of course, this was BEFORE I knew about Pole Dancing. Just my luck I would end up working for Home Depot too, huh? lol lol

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:25 pm    Post subject: Re: ALWAYS check their homework! Reply with quote

Good one Carole

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:11 pm    Post subject: Re: ALWAYS check their homework! Reply with quote

LMAO what a riot!!
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:04 pm    Post subject: Re: ALWAYS check their homework! Reply with quote

Cute note to Ms. Davis. That is a really funny story...

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