The pastor asks his flock, "What would you like people to say when you're in your casket?"

One of the faithful says, "I'd like them to say I was a fine family man."

Another says, "I'd like them to say I helped people."

The third responds, "I'd like them to say, 'Look! I think he's moving!' "

He he..that would be funny!

Your sweet Nuccia. Thanks for responding to my stupid jokes. JoeB

Your jokes aren't stupid- they're funny! Besides this reminds me of a joke my dad and some of his friends played on someone once. I'll tell you about it sometime.

Now, off to work before I'm late! Hugs!