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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:28 pm    Post subject: The 6 Truths of Life Reply with quote

The six truths about life!















1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.













2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.













3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.














4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.














5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.








6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.



I apologize about this

I'm an idiot and I needed company ...




GOTCHA GOTCHA GOTCHA GOTCHA GOTCHA GOTCHA !!


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:20 am    Post subject: Re: The 6 Truths of Life Reply with quote

LOL, I admit, I tried it, was momentarily pleased with myself cos I proved you wrong, then read the rest...LOL

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:33 am    Post subject: Re: The 6 Truths of Life Reply with quote

I also was smugly smiling at my perfectly executed tongue to teeth maneuver, only to have my air let out as I read the next 5 rules of life. I must now forward this to my friends and neighbors. Do I detect the faint aroma of a good chianti floating about? The wind is from the East.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:19 am    Post subject: Re: The 6 Truths of Life Reply with quote

Aroma of Chianti?



From this direction?

Nah you've got it all wrong Joe...



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:29 pm    Post subject: Re: The 6 Truths of Life Reply with quote

Ok..I am also an idiot but I see I am in good company since I also did all 6. Mum...I will get you back for this..I promise! lol lol :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:05 pm    Post subject: Re: The 6 Truths of Life Reply with quote

Confused Just a thought?? could someone answer this please ?

What happens if you have NO teeth???

think think think peep peep peep

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:23 pm    Post subject: Re: The 6 Truths of Life Reply with quote

Jesus emmy.... only YOU would think of something like this! lol

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