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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:03 pm    Post subject: Gorgeous blonde-haired girl Reply with quote

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a tall, gorgeous blonde-haired girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says tearfully...

The biker knew an opportunity when he saw one so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss? It'd wouldn't be right a pretty lady like you not to get farewell kiss...

The young girl turns around and gives him a long, deep, lingering kiss and a passionate embrace.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 3:30 am    Post subject: Re: Gorgeous blonde-haired girl Reply with quote

Wonderful!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:33 am    Post subject: Re: Gorgeous blonde-haired girl Reply with quote

OMG- that's too funny!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Gorgeous blonde-haired girl Reply with quote

Great punch line. Not expected.

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