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Test for Dementia
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:06 pm    Post subject: Test for Dementia Reply with quote

Test for Dementia

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)



First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?



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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.<BR>Now answer the second question,but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?











Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....









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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
...Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?








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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you! Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Test for Dementia Reply with quote

ok,,,,at least i got the math question right! lol

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Test for Dementia Reply with quote

I got them all right..so I am probably safe for a while.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Test for Dementia Reply with quote

Eleven wrote:
I got them all right..so I am probably safe for a while.

Show off!!!!!!! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol think

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Test for Dementia Reply with quote

LMAO

I am older than you..I need tests like this to prove to me that I am still "with it". Ya know..my kids love when i forget any little thing..so they can ask if I am getting senile..lol.. so far..I think they are more senile than me!!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Test for Dementia Reply with quote

think think
I'm keeping VERY quiet!! lol lol lol
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Test for Dementia Reply with quote

Why should you be quiet? Did you do worse than I did? lol

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Test for Dementia Reply with quote

Shocked UH OH! I think I'm in big trouble! Embarassed

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Test for Dementia Reply with quote

I swear to God, they always said I was an old soul but that made me feel old. Anyone got a walker I could use? lol

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